Literally me...
Hym "And I'm not a resentful taco delivery boy, Jordan. I'm a Theoretical Billionaire who looks like a Brazilian male model, is a genius, is one of the greatest writers of all time, and has rich grandparents "
by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
Get the Theoretical Billionairemug. 
Get the Theoreticsmug. by Yankee☠️ July 27, 2024
Get the Theoreticallymug. Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009
Get the theoretical virginmug. A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.
by WhereEaglesDare March 16, 2017
Get the Theoretical Vegetarianmug. To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.
Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Actual Lives vs Theoretical Livesmug. its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.
i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.
by thatonethot._v1 December 22, 2019
Get the theoretical thinkermug.