Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"

Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her

by DerekBennett May 16, 2014

Meat Thermometer

Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

by ChesterTM May 10, 2015

Pink themometre

Someones Dick (Yes really.)

There are many ways to say dick..

Little pink bus, The bald headed hermit, The "pink Themometre...

by Ace101 March 6, 2007

more degrees than a thermometer

An adjective describing someone who has achieved a ridiculous amount of university degrees.

Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.

by Toilet896 January 22, 2016

thermometer

An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.

I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.

by pentozali December 20, 2005

Thermometer sized hoe

The fakest person alive. I never thought it would take that long to make a word for a broke ass bitch.

That thermometer sized hoe is broke asf.

by baddiewiththefatty February 6, 2021

Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009