Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky 

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.

He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky by Coach MMMMMMMM January 25, 2011

truck the foops 

the opinion which dare not speak its name despite centuries of fighting and dying in the cause of my right to speak it.

q:what happened to your windshield?
a:i'm guessing it's a comment on my "truck the foops" bumper sticker

truck the foops by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

just fell off the turnip truck by The Demon Prince November 17, 2006

Crashed the milk truck

To blow a load, cum

Hot girl walks by, "Oh i just crashed the milk truck".

Crashed the milk truck by youknow44 July 6, 2010

hit by the what the fuck truck 

An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.

JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!

hit by the what the fuck truck by Chrissy Robinson July 28, 2008

crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

crash the yoghurt truck by Chest August 3, 2003

The Monster Truck 

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n

Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.

The Monster Truck by RattlesnakeRick February 4, 2010