squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

by PeachButt February 12, 2017

Squeeze the Fish

Squeeze the fish the female equivalent to drain the snake/lizard).

Hey Betty, grab us a drink I’m off to squeeze the fish, might be a while, long wait at the ladies .

by Bobbysgirl33 May 17, 2020

hop the fence and squeeze the chickens

you hop a fence and squeeze the chickens, then when you get in trouble there is a good and confusing story to tell. you will probably be put in a mental institute.

dude i wanna hop the fence and SQUEEZE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by senor fluffy ears the elephant December 4, 2018

squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking

1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above

by Nick October 18, 2003

Squeeze The Lemon

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.

Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.

by Thanus August 19, 2008

Squeeze the hedgehog

To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.

Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.

"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."

"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."

"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."

by The Squozen Hedgehog May 15, 2010

squeeze the pea

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing or squeezing the clitoris until you orgasm.

- My husband cums so fast that I usually squeeze the pea when he falls asleep.

by Black Rose 11 March 10, 2014