When you gotta crap so bad, you have to squeeze your buttcheeks together and take baby steps to the bathroom to keep from shitting your pants.
Dude, I was at the gym the other night and suddenly had to shit like hella bad. I had to do the squeeze-cheek to make it to the bathroom before I dumped in my shorts.
by 1SIK720 April 24, 2010
An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.
Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"
by Pandora25 December 18, 2009