Worst degree of bathroom emergencies. Bowel movements in the form of windex spray. Also referred to as reverse regurgitation.
by BDE specialist May 16, 2014
Get the splatmug. 1.(sin) The term referring to a single paintball.
2.(pl) The term referring to the sport of paintball
2.(pl) The term referring to the sport of paintball
by A-Train March 5, 2005
Get the splatmug. 
Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.
"My throat is so sore!"
"Are you getting sick?"
"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
"Are you getting sick?"
"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018
Get the Cat and the Splatmug. Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.
by R33001 May 8, 2022
Get the Splat Albertmug. When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
by matt311311 May 6, 2009
Get the Matt Splatmug. a room in one's home primarily dedicated to viewing pornographic material; can also be defined at the container or area where one's pornographic materials are stored
My wife was cleaning out the closet this weekend and found my splat cave. I'm not getting laid for a week!
by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009
Get the Splat Cavemug.