Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red
Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red by TheBellwether November 2, 2017
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Stirring the brown paint
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.
Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!
Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!
Stirring the brown paint by Dr_Maseuss October 1, 2016
Spray paint the Clapper
Spray paint the Clapper by Legolark May 4, 2023
spray paint the bowl
Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”
spray paint the bowl by Uncleskag April 27, 2024
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The Pain Series
A disgusting montage of incredibly disturbing images, such as pierced multiple rotten vaginas, severed heads, goatse, gangrene, etc. Compiled when goatse got old.
Psychiatrist: Why is your mind racked daily with excruciating pain?
Patient: I got a link to the Pain Series
Patient: I got a link to the Pain Series
The Pain Series by Baraldo September 13, 2006
The Point System
The Point system is, as stated, a system of points earned based on sexual activities performed in areas other than either participants bedroom. It generally takes the form of friendly competition between bored, promiscuous friends.
points:
2nd base= 1 points
3rd base= 2 points
4th base= 5 points
additional rules:
any actions that lead to other actions (e.g. hand action leading to sex) points are awarded for the highest earning activity only.
however, if additional activities are added after this, these points are counted as well.
extra points:
one extra point is awarded for the following
-if the participants are not a couple
- if there are other people in the room
- if 2 activities are done at the same time (e.g. 69ing is 5 points instead of 4)
-in the case of sex, 2 extra points are awarded instead of one. i.e. sex with someone else in the room earns 7 points etc.
points:
2nd base= 1 points
3rd base= 2 points
4th base= 5 points
additional rules:
any actions that lead to other actions (e.g. hand action leading to sex) points are awarded for the highest earning activity only.
however, if additional activities are added after this, these points are counted as well.
extra points:
one extra point is awarded for the following
-if the participants are not a couple
- if there are other people in the room
- if 2 activities are done at the same time (e.g. 69ing is 5 points instead of 4)
-in the case of sex, 2 extra points are awarded instead of one. i.e. sex with someone else in the room earns 7 points etc.
"aw man, fingered this chick in my brothers room while he was in there. we got 3 points."
...
"hey man, how many points you get last night?"
"23"
"Dude, you're winning The Point System "
...
"hey man, how many points you get last night?"
"23"
"Dude, you're winning The Point System "
The Point System by McGarfield October 18, 2008