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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

push grandma down the stairs 

Grandma must be shoved
Grandma must go down the stairs

grandmaster of the pootang 

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.
"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

Grandma on the freeway 

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.
Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

push grandma down the stairs 

something everyone should do once in their life.
HAHAHAHA! I finally pushed grandma down the stairs!

Ur Grandpap likes the male fap

A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known
Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay

Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap