The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019

The Great Flattening

The feeling that everything in culture is starting to look and sound the same. Movies, memes, brands, even people online are flattened into the same vibe by algorithms and mass production.

Scrolling TikTok is like living inside The Great Flattening. Different faces, same sounds.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025

2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

by Bequietnow November 27, 2016

Flattened The Curve

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.

1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013