Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.

Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.

by larrybirx August 5, 2023

Hear the duke of edinburugh

this means that this yute is dumb fam

ay you man hear the duke of edinburugh its rah bugging ahlie

by cookedkebab January 1, 2024

The royal duke of digits

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im not the royal duke of digits, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Duke the Brown Clown

To take a dump. To deficate.

Goddammit guys, sorry I'm late. I had to go duke the brown clown.

by HawtSauce October 12, 2006

Duke the Fridge

The act of releasing a vaporware software title only to receive widespread critical vitriol. Based off the phrase nuke the fridge, which was the moment in the fourth Indiana Jones movie where the franchise too a sharp turn for the dumbtacular.

The developers of Prey were worried they might Duke the Fridge, but that game actually turned out pretty decent.

by RyaMer June 14, 2011

duke the man

he is too dark to handle. if you ever see him RUN immediately. but you may shimmy

maddie: whats duke the man ?
Gigi: the ugly man!
Maddie: HEY ! *shimmys away*

by gigi888 August 23, 2020

The Thin White Duke

A David Bowie stage character. An alter-ego perhaps. The Thin White Duke was the face of the 1976 'Station to Station' album. Bowie described the Duke as 'A very Aryan fascist type - a would-be romantic with no emotions at all'. The Duke was also Bowie's last stage character, but easily one of the meanest. The Thin White Duke was full of hatred but sang about love and fire. Songs of passion. He had curtained-style flame-coloured hair, was extremely pale, and enjoyed wearing black and white, business neutrals.

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that David Bowie?"
Person 2: "Nah, that's the Thin White Duke!"

by The Thin White Duke July 5, 2016