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Cupboard Of Twats

Collective term for a large group of twats. Sometimes also referenced as The Twat Cupboard e.g. "Get in The Twat Cupboard you twat!"
Also the opposite of a Drawer Of Prats.
by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020
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People Cupboard

A room in which a person stores them self overnight or makes love to their partner, preferably on a bed.
Let's go to my people cupboard and get jiggy with it.
by Jeramockity January 11, 2014
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The Twat Cupboard

The place that twats naturally congregate and plot the destruction of the prats.
by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020
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Pee Cupboard

The cupboard of which I used as a personal training potty for the last 5 years. For reference, I am a middle aged man living on his own living off of my own eyelashes and toe nails
I just crapped my pants in the Pee Cupboard
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Jam Cupboard

When you fuck the shit out of a girl that is on her period
Did you know Harry did a little Jam Cupboard to Kadie
by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019
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Petty Cupboard

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.
My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.
by LaLa72 January 1, 2018
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cupboard surprise

A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.
Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.
by maximo hudson May 24, 2009
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