beating off the clock

To beat the clock by masturbating.

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.

by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010

killing the clock

Working overtime

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!

by Hizzyboo January 18, 2018

Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

Tony the Clock

The talking clock from Don't Hug me i'm Scared 2 and teaches about time.

Tony the Clock is a huge nerd.

by NekoAsh June 27, 2016

beat the clock

"beat the clock" is when u're outside home....and u really need to take a dump.thus u start running fuckin fast cause u definitely need a bathroom(i prefer running home,in that case it's true the saying "HOME SWEET HOME :) ) trying to be there before it'll be too late....oh yeah belive me u'll run!!!!!

GIO

like in the movie FORREST GUMP....he started running cause he had to beat the clock.....RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahah

by GIO-ita January 25, 2007

On The Clock Dump

Taking a poop at work while getting paid.

Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning On The Clock Dump.

by hangnail1 June 29, 2012

put the clock on

To time. To measure with a timer.

Move boy, we put the clock on you.

by ben42 June 12, 2007