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bats in the attic

Crazy, psycho, wacko, mental.....usually in reference to the female gender.
Mike always knew she had a few bats in the attic but never thought the crazy bitch would resort to stalking him at his job.
by BradAvery1 March 12, 2017
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bats in the belfry

An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.
She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
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Beats By The Pound

The critically acclaimed multi-platinum production team that was the engine of the No Limit Records "Tank" (circa 1995-99). Members included Craig B, KLC, Mo B Dick, and Odell.
Beats By The Pound was responsible for selling 70,000,000 albums.
by ruhi yazid May 26, 2008
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bats in the cave

visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.
"you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!"
by pow3rzz January 26, 2007
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Bats on the Booty

Having so much extra "granny" panty fabric under your pants, it looks like a bat flew into your ass right before you pulled your pants up over it.
Check out the Bats on the Booty under that girls pants.

She'd be hot if she didn't have Bats on the Booty.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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Bats in the Cave

When I was growing up: "Bats in the Cave" is when you spread a guy's shitter so you can buttfuck him but he's got a load of black dingleberries hangin' from his asshairs.
I was about to do damage to Pete's anus, but damn that dude had about a hundred hangers jangling in the wind: Bats in the Cave, dude. STANK.
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