blow the horse in my puss/ass

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.

My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.

by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020

blow the man down

Blow the Man Down is an English sea shanty. The lyric most likely refers to a common mishap at sea during the age of sail wherein a strong, sudden gale catches a ship with its topsails fully set – the force of the wind, depending upon the load and balance of the ship's cargo, can actually "blow the man down", partially capsizing it.

Damn that wind is getting worse, I'm concerned it will blow the man down. Let's drop sail and ride it out.

by English Minor 06492 May 4, 2020

blow the lid off

Change your unsatisfactory situation in a grand way.. suddenly perhaps. Making your life much better.

They made me so angry, I had to blow the lid off !!

by urban_doll January 16, 2015

wheres the fucking blow

While Making fun of white people there ask where's the cocaine because white people are known for doing crazy stuff

Sue: Merissa this party is awesome I'm trying to get wasted

Merissa : well wheres the fucking blow

by LifetimeJelly August 22, 2016

Blow the Muck on her face

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.

" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

by Muckeroo July 23, 2010

blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.

Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…

by Boiler cracker February 5, 2022

Blow The Doors Off

V. -the act or action of absolutely decimating an object, person, place, or thing.

"Were about to blow the doors off this party"

"Hey, wanna come over tonight"
"Yeah, i'm gonna blow your doors off"

"I shouldn't have eaten all those tacos last night dude, I just blew the doors off that toilet"

"We literally Blew the doors off the condo"

"Bro did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Dude, I blew her fucking doors off"
"Suh"
"Dude Suh"

by The Original Dirty Goat May 30, 2016