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WOW! u/themalleableduck rick rolled Rick Astley! Did he just win the internet?
by Elite_tyrannosaur June 18, 2020
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Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl

A term that simultaneously says that a person is wrong about something and insults the Oakland Raiders' inability to play football.
Mike: Did you know that McDonalds is extremely healthy now?
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.
by mosuperbowl August 27, 2012
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Brewers Win the World Series

Sex. (History). The "code term" invented when discussing Craig's incredible drought.
It was said, Craig's drought ending was about as likely as "The Brewers Winning the World Series."
by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003
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Let the wookie win

A nerd/geek phrase.
A reference to Star Wars: Used to describe a situation where you are dealing with someone extremely drunk (Whiskey is usually a common facor), whom words cannot penetrate their psyche, they only speak the language of violence. They have a "pick-a-fight" mentality, yet you decline as much as possible to avoid it. This is mostly because you are smaller and fragile like a droid, and they are bigger than you like a wookie.
Friend: What happened between you and our mutual friend?

You : He kept slapping me around because he drank a lot of WHISKEY, and decided to single me out for being the bohemoth that he is. He kept slapping me in the face and calling a bitch. I just had to "Let the wookie win".
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Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.
by Ajkert May 8, 2014
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The Sacramento Kings Will Win The NBA Finals

This phrase is something no serious basketball fan has ever said.
Jimmy: You know what, I really think the Sacramento Kings will win the NBA finals this year.
Victor: You are such an idiot for saying that.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 26, 2022
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win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.
I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.
by foodboy96 March 30, 2024
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