Jack Wheelchair

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.

I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?

by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019

Bear in a Wheelchair

The state of being so inebriated that you find it extremely difficult, to speak, or function properly.

Aw man, last night I finshed off that 40 of liquor ... I was a fucking bear in a wheelchair!

by JesusLice December 14, 2009

wheelchair status

when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.

paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.

by Tony Oats December 6, 2006

Wheelchair weapon

A weapon in a game that takes absolutely no skill. Something you can be good with even if you are trash at the game.

Person: I'm way too good at this game

Person2: Only because you are using a Wheelchair weapon

by SomeGaminguy February 23, 2021

wheelchair piece

a song written while in a wheelchair

Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin is a wheelchair piece because Robert Plant wrote it while in a wheelchair following his car accident

by dro5421 December 17, 2008

wheelchair jimmy

Another Name For The Rapper Drake

dude:You Know Drake used to be on degrassi!
other dude:No way!
Dude:He was Wheelchair Jimmy!

by litoboom2deeboom September 5, 2009

backwards wheelchair

When your fucking a paraplegic so hard that her wheel chair tips over, but your already committed so you throw her limp legs over her head and throw it in the mud tank for the grand finale!

Danny fucked up his engagement gong to Aruba with the banana shirt instead of his fiancee , so he found himself doing the backwards wheelchair with a Norwich crack whore...

by Pickledick1985 June 13, 2017