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The Chocolate surprise

when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.
" Yo he didnt know The Chocolate surprise i had coming for him"
by Carls and KC December 26, 2007
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The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."
by Veliana November 22, 2017
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the meaty surprise

When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him
Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise
by SneakyManYuk January 9, 2018
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The African surprise

When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you

fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.

After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
"oh men i gave that girl the African surprise last night"
by African war lord June 22, 2019
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The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions
Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me
by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021
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The Spikey Surprise

When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
I gave Kim The Spikey Surprise last night I'm now banned from getting blowjobs
by Surprise giver March 23, 2021
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the noble surprise

when someone at barnes and noble leaves a printed out dick pick photo in the book or magazine of their choice. the hope is that someone will open the book or mag and a dick pic will fall out so others can laugh at them.
"dude my grandma picked up a better homes and garden mag at barnes and noble and got the noble surprise right when her pastor walked by".
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
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