splashin the puddle

when u bust it on a girls stomach and then splash it with your dick

hey i know her, i splased the puddle all over the bitch one time

by johnny rocketship April 22, 2005

splash the gash

Maneuver in which a prostitute attempts to sanitize her genital region by crouching over a puddle and splashing water upwards in an attempt to flush out her prior John's genetic material.

I'm tryin to meet some more men, I need to splash the gash!

Bitch is sorry. I bet she had to splash the gash before she even talked to him.

by theesandrab April 23, 2009

the unwanted splash

When you're takin a dump and the toilet splashes your booty hole.

I love it when the unwanted splash happens and butt hole gets splashed with shitty toilet water, especially on public toilets.

by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018

the splish splash

It’s just another, cooler was of say imma bout to take a shower or bath.

You can use it like this...”Hey man imma bout to take a dip in the splish splash!”

by Yessssirrrrboi March 2, 2020

The 27 Splash

The act of making someone else's girlfriend squirt. The term references a combination of Houston Astros #27 Altuve hitting it the ball out of the park. There's also an element of someone cheating, usually the wife/gf in this case.

Bull: Why you mad bro?
Boyfriend: I had to change my sheets because you gave my girl The 27 Splash!

by el samich dirty January 29, 2023

Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload

Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks

by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023

Splash for the gash

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.

"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."

by number16 January 19, 2014