The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

Soft in the slippers

Someone who tip-toes around the house. A feminine man, gay man. faggot

That guy is a little funny, I think he’s a bit soft in the slippers.

by Sunshifty August 6, 2022

The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.

That Blond Girl Last Night Tried To Pull The Glass Slipper On Me, Good Thing I Actually Fit.

by GTG Crew March 9, 2008

The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.

Blonde pulled "The Glass Slipper" on Bryan, and the slipper actually fit. Bryan was happy! Yayy!

by GTG Crew March 6, 2008

slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007

getting the glass slipper

When four people get together they take turns stuffing the neck of a glass bottle in their anus. Three people try to insert the neck of the bottle one at a time, while the fourth person runs full speed and kicks the legs out from under the person holding the bottle, so they fall on the bottle pushing it further into the anus. The person who has the best fit (the one that goes in the furthest) is the one that gets the glass slipper

We played the new game at Bobby's house it's called getting the glass slipper.

by Theslippyone November 18, 2017