TO THE RIGHT NOW

mostly written by gretchen, TO THE RIGHT NOW is where h0b0s come and celebrate. mainly it’s EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, and riri who talk bevause marre and everyone else have left us for a real life in the OUTSIDE WORLD. Sophia makes random calls and makes fun of her dog (as a joke ofc). she cannot find her iPad currently and is dying. gretchen is a big h0b0 who LOOOOOOVESSSSSSS POKE. EPiK is an UKian who enjoys staying up till like 5am talking to us Americans! (EPiK and Sophia are TAKEN, please see SophiaXEpik). riri is a gURL who is in LOVE with Theodore. they even went on a couple of DATES! she is basically Mariah Carey but sings MUCH better! all she wants for Christmas is you (only if teddy is reading this). marre is a boy who has no life and loves spending his time on a ROBLOX game, Moonlight’s! (ew) (he’s taken by Jennha, so no hitting him up, gals!) Poke is the president there, everyone else has history there. JOJO SIWAAAA WONT LET THE HATERS GET THEIR WAY, IMMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANGGGGG. all the members; EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, riri, Poke, Hannah, marre(ll), Mina, Lily, and gISELE. Gretchen, Marrell and RieRie (Riri) just LOVE to torture Epik and Sophia. This is an S.O.S from Sophia, PLEASE SEND HELP to our holy Discord group chat. We also have GretchxPoke, the lovely sex partners! ;)))) This chat is too weird for you, go away.

TO THE RIGHT NOW is superficial and terrific!!!!!
*Oh look, TO THE RIGHT NOW, is amazing! I wanna be JUST LIKE THEM WHEN I GROW UP!*

by i’m not sophia at all smh February 18, 2019

The Richi Rich Effect

Describes a movie or a TV show which was good when you were a little kid but sucks now when you're old.
named after the crappy movie "Richi Rich".

Man, I really loved that movie when I was little but now it has the Richi Rich Effect and I just can't watch it.

by Kdoshim September 30, 2005

be polite, pass to the right

This is the proper direction to pass a joint/blunt/bowl/any type of marijuana smoking.

It's more polite to pass to the right don't you know.

"Come on Ike be polite, pass to the right!" Exclaimed the stoned hippy

Billy screwed up the rotation by passing to the left, what a dilweed.

Jim has got the right idea, passing that shit the right way, to the right.

Cheeze passed the blunt to his right so Tyler could hit it.

by Blunt Prospects March 10, 2010

on the right side of horizontal

to still be alive as opposed to being dead

dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good

by surfmazer December 8, 2017

Exercising the right

To exercise your right to not give a fuck.

Today at work, We was Exercising the right, to just not give a fuck.

by Armadillo king 42069 August 5, 2021

your on the right track

Something my teacher won’t stop saying

Teacher: well, your on the right track
Me in my head: STOP SAYING THAT MY ANSWER WASNT EVEN CLOSE

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

The Right Can't Meme

1: The REAL truth of the internet: The political right (US Republicans, Trump supporters, boomers, etc.) is uncapable of creating internet humor, and any attempt at doing so will automatically end up getting ratioed extremely.
Lots of these have to do with their lack of empathy toward the oppressed, their consistent racism, their use of the projection fallacy, or their cherry-picked Christian values. What the right doesn't understand about the left's meme "theft" is that the right's memes were never funny in the first place, therefore it is up to the left to improve, make wholesome, or remove any meaning from their original meme.

2: the subreddit showing off examples of definition 1. Constantly at war with The Right Can't Meme.

Lefty 1: Ugh, Ben Garrison just made another dumbass political cartoon! Why does he think that everything against him is "woke"?
Lefty 2: No wonder the right can't meme! Don't worry, there's so much labelling here it's BEGGING to be made into a cum edit!

by pixelator5 August 30, 2022