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what the poop

an expression substituting a curse for poop
WHAT THE POOP
by BARBRA STREISAND June 10, 2008
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Winnie the Poop

When you squeeze honey into someone's ass, and then lick the asshole clean. Then the person proceeds to take a honey covered shit on your chest, hence Winnie the Poop!
After that Winnie the Poop yesterday, my ass cheeks were stuck together.
by Wolfe Four March 10, 2007
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gimme the poop

-A phrase generally spoken from one individual to another when seeking possession of the other's fecal matter. Once the feces are under the speaker's possession it is not specified in which way the feces will be used, but it is usually used for sexual gratification.

-Also spoken by a so-called Ass Man or Woman during excitement in advance of experiencing the buttocks of another person.
-Justen shouts "Gimme the poop!" out his open driver's side window as he drives past a bus stop lineup consisting of female jazz dancers.

-The energetic colon specialist uttered "I can't wait to watch you gimme the poop." to his patient as they prepared for a colonic irrigation procedure.

-Davie, drunk with lust and uncountable beers, shouts "Gimme the poop!" during a loud house party. His close friend BJ Goroto feels somewhat awkward because of Davie's announcement.
by Warren Crafts August 15, 2007
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Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.
Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
by RobbieJor March 23, 2005
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coop the poop

a little French Canadian Italian boy who is crippled all the time even though he hops around wherever he goes and owns an android uh oh. he also rejects cheese all the time and no one knows why.
wow did you see coop the poop? I saw him crippling around Ikea one time.
by nothanksillpass November 26, 2019
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Swabbing the poop deck

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"
by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006
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What the Poop?

Statement used when shocked, taken back or confused. Very catchy. Also, nicer than swearing and kid friendly. But not to be used in buisness or proper situations.
"Hey Molly, we don't want you to come to the mall with us."
"What the poop?"

"Sally, your boyfriend is cheating on you."
"What the poop?"
by bubble:] April 30, 2009
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