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Poofters bar

1- A granola bar that causes flatulence due to the content of chicory.
2- Drinking establishment for poofters.
After the poofters bar Howard went flatulent for 2 days and couldn't stop sharting himself.
by Howard Schultz August 14, 2008
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poofter drink

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.
by de-pube August 13, 2021
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poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters
bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club
by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008
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poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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Flaming Poofter

Look at that flaming poofter packing his shit
by Luco_D October 27, 2004
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poofters pizza

Jesus we're not having poofters pizza for dinner again are we?
by Captn Pants December 8, 2015
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You are a poofter!

Is the first step to calling out a gay homosexual to publicly name and shame them.
Hey! You! Yes you. You are a poofter!
No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.
by de-pube November 30, 2021
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