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Poltergeist

A person who ghosts groups of people, and occasionally causes drama within the groups of people that have been ghosted
“Lacy ghosted us when we were making plans to meet up and is now causing lots of drama in the friend group by saying she feels excluded
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”
by Broncosaurus Manning July 9, 2020
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Poltergeisted: Verb: When someone you love slowly disappears over time while physically and emotionally hurting you in the process.
Poltergeisted is like ghosting except it last a lot longer and hurts 100x worse.
by Supes2511 May 10, 2018
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Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022
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Poltergeist

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.
"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"
by srcl72 July 5, 2019
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Poltergeist

The Poltergeist is the Rolls-Royce Ghost, a luxury car. A “poltergeist” is a ghost or spirit that creates physical disruption by moving objects and making loud noises. Look at the models Phanton or Wraith for example.
Offset on "Too Hotty":

Remember all the trial nights (trial!)
Pull up in the Poltergeist (skrr!)
by YungMarco May 4, 2018
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Poltergeisting

When someone has no interesting in going on another date but keeps texting like they do.
Ug, this guy says he wants to go out, but anytime I ask when, he says he's busy. I think he's poltergeisting me
by ToxxicGlitter June 18, 2023
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Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"
by wieskakasia September 15, 2022
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