An ex-pest is much like a sex pest (which is itself just shy of a rapist) but one which goes after friend's exes
by MysterioMan69 August 12, 2019
Get the Ex-Pestmug. A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.
by pussypest March 30, 2021
Get the Pussy Pestmug. by Big Fat Al June 2, 2009
Get the Text Pestmug. A person who's mind is filled with filth. Will take every opportunity to turn the most innocent of conversations/ situations, into sordid sex fests.
Will be prone to expose themselves.
Will be prone to expose themselves.
Al:"Mate, have a butchers at this!"
Ben:"Dude! Seriously! Put the mouse back in the house!"
Nick:"Bloody sex pest!"
Ben:"Dude! Seriously! Put the mouse back in the house!"
Nick:"Bloody sex pest!"
by Banj December 20, 2004
Get the sex pestmug. One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..
Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in
Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in
by MrsDLT July 12, 2017
Get the ex pestmug. Somebody who lurks around (usually in the office, school, playground etc) spying on female staff / small children, only surfacing to harass said victims with a disgusting sense of "slickness".
Hedge pests are usually older and very unattractive, often sporting a mustache, missing teeth, scraggly hair, and a pot belly.
Hedge pests are often the target of sexual harassment claims, and would account for a large percentage of all those charged with possessing child pornorgraphy
Hedge pests are usually older and very unattractive, often sporting a mustache, missing teeth, scraggly hair, and a pot belly.
Hedge pests are often the target of sexual harassment claims, and would account for a large percentage of all those charged with possessing child pornorgraphy
"Did you see Phil stroking the back of that hot chick on reception?
Yeah, what a filthy hedge pest"
"Look at that dirty old man spying from the hedges just beyond the playground!
Quick, call the police!"
Yeah, what a filthy hedge pest"
"Look at that dirty old man spying from the hedges just beyond the playground!
Quick, call the police!"
by peacekeeper24 September 21, 2010
Get the hedge pestmug. by r. cane October 10, 2005
Get the house pestmug.