The Pee-Noise Problem

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.

Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????

by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011

the brown noise

The brown noise was discovered by the french, and tested as a weapon during WWII. It is a a 12 - 14 Hz sound wave that, when played loud enouch, relaxes your sphincter, causing loss of bowl control.

by DARqCHILD August 20, 2003

The Brown Noise

Unlike the "Brown Note", The Brown noise is the sound that comes from a female as a penis is inserted into her anus with no warning, the sound can very from ooooo, to ahhh!, to "what the fuck are you doing!?! oww!!!" (this maneuver can also be preformed to a streaking male that has been spotted by a randy homosexual.)

"That bitch made me watch The OC and fucking cuddle... so that night I heard the brown noise... it was swearing followed by hysteric crying."

by Your Canadian Hero May 22, 2010

the brown noise

it is an e-flat note from the recorder that allows the bowels to loosen (in other words crap your pants)
it was used in world war 2

"the brown noise was used to piss people off by shitting themselves"

by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 9, 2005

The Geddup noise

The Geddup noise is the noise Strongbad's computer chair make as he rises majestically out of it. There are many variations of the Geddup noise, such as:
The Geddup sound
The get out of your chair noise
That noise your seat makes

Strongbad: Oh! You must mean The GEDDUP noise. *screech*

by Undercover Martyn May 3, 2010

Hughhre "The Grunt Noise"

The Noise Made At The Highest Point Of Having Sex When The Male Has Released Themselves(Skeeted)

Wait... Wait... Wait... Hughhre "The Grunt Noise"...!!!!!!!! O My God I Skeeted Everywhere!!!

by The Destroyer0021 April 4, 2008

The White Noise

A kick ass post-hardcore band from Los Angeles. They signed to Fearless Records in 2015 and currently only have one EP out called "Aren't You Glad?" that came out in early 2016. They're also a hell of a band to see live, because of the amount of energy they have on stage that leads them to put on an amazing performance. Fun fact: their guitarist, KJ, helped Crown the Empire work on their latest album.

I had the time of my life seeing The White Noise last night. When's their next tour???

by citeh citeh citeh August 4, 2016