The Dirty Mop 

When a janitor jizzes in your hair.

I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.

The Dirty Mop by Those are the fax March 1, 2009

mop the basement

to perform oral sex upon a woman's lady parts; cunnilingus

Hey, baby, would you like me to mop the basement?

mop the basement by Skippy Brennan February 20, 2026

Does An Airman Mop The Floor 

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

Does An Airman Mop The Floor by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023

mop with the kids 

when a family is so ghetto, that they can no longer afford mops, so they must "mop with the kids" instead of live with dirty floors.

dangnabbit, grab our son...the floor is filthy!

must we mop wit the kids, dear?

shut up

mop with the kids by zubawu January 20, 2005

The Kamikaze Steam Mop 

It is when a girl poops on your face and then follows with urinating on your shit stained face. She then uses her hair to mop and cleanse the dirt away leaving your skin feeling hydrated.

I told her I needed a new face cleanser, and she gave me The Kamikaze Steam Mop! I smell like poo but my face is blemish free!

The Kamikaze Steam Mop by NW and BJ February 23, 2014

mop up the down town

it is when a boy/man goes down on the girl/woman and eats out her woman parts

eg. im going to mop up the down town tonight

mop up the down town by suckmyassbitches October 23, 2014

mop with the kids 

An expression often exclaimed while tagging a chick as you secretly video-tape the event. A phrase used to test the limits of dirty-talk during sex.

When I screamed out "Mop with the kids!" she called me a freak yet kept on riding my cock.

mop with the kids by Jay January 7, 2005