The Meat House

(used in new orleans to describe wild hotel parties)
A hotel party with beacoup Tygas with fitted caps and bitches.

First Person
"Ay son, you comin to the meat house after the wayne concert?"
Second Person
"Yea, I'm in there"

by TygaMan504 December 16, 2009

sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016

beat the meat

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

by SLOGAN December 6, 2002

heat of the meat

The heat of the meat is equal to:

The mass of her ass X the cube of her boob X the angle of your dangle

So when your railing a girl and she complains its too hard you tell her, the mass of your ass and the cube of your boob must be wrong cause the angle of my dangle is right on.

Girl: Owww that hurts!! Slow down!!
Guy: Bitch, you know about the heat of the meat, the angle of my dangle is right on.

by StratteraSucks August 8, 2010

pour the meat

The action of having sex, from the male perspective.
past tense-poured the meat

I would like to pour the meat in Jennifer Anniston.

I poured the meat to this bitch last night.

by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

Braise-the-Meat

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.

I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.

by Jeremy Hartman August 13, 2016