Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

The morning after a night out drinking, you feel fine, then a sudden yuck sickness comes across, you feel utter crap and can include churning stomach, dizzyness, hot and cold sensations and usually lasts 5 - 30mins.
by crofty88 April 23, 2008

Eating so much meat you effectively become paralyzed - caught in some dimension between pain, sleep, and excessive fullness. Meat sweats.
by 69iliketurtles69 February 20, 2022

"Hey Daniel I heard you just played a great game of tennis"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"
by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017

Meat sweats are when you sweat after eating a large amount of meat in one sitting . This term is used by Joey Tribbiani in the TV series “Friends” after eating the entire turkey that Monica Geller made.
“Uh oh, here comes the meat sweats.”
by Fghfjnbdhdhdbbdnsnebdbdbdndbdj November 22, 2021

The mystery meat often given on sandwiches in county jail for lunch. Some will try to call it bologna, but it is not. Often pink in appearance and appears to be sweating. Most of it is completely disgusting.
Bill: What are they serving for lunch?
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.
by ThomasFromFairfax August 17, 2025

by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018
