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bill maherred

1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.

2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
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Real Time with Bill Maher

The HBO original Television series with political Commentator and comedian, Bill Maher.

In 2002 Maher was the subject of controversy when on his original "Politically Incorrect's September 17 show, had guest Dinesh D'Souza disputing the Bush's label of calling the 9-11 terrorists, "Cowards". She said the terrorists were warriors. Maher agreed and replied "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly".

His show was canceled on ABC and Real Time premiered on HBO on February 21, 2003
Bill Maher out lasted President Bush when his show "Real Time with Bill Maher" was picked up for another season in 2009.
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Bill Maher Head Slam

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
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Maher

Adj. The name Maher means skilled in Arabic. Described as someone who is highly competent. Maher is also a guy who is analytical and considered to be an expert at what he does.

...what to say about him? Maher is the coolest boy you'll ever come across, He's straight forward, and if he doesn't like you, he won't talk to you, it's that simple for him. He is extremely nice to people who are nice to him. Many people do hate him secretly, but that's just cause he is different. A very good student, a responsible family member and honestly the best friend anyone can ever have. If you've met a person who's name is Maher, just never let go, they are exceptionally ordinary but the best people you can ask for. Everyone should look in to a Maher because he isn't as bad as he seems.
If you meet MAHER. You are one of the luckiest people alive.
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Maher Bourji

A calm and nice person, yet short tempered, and would murder you if he had to. Be nice with him and be his friend (almost) or irritate him once and put your life and your family's life in danger. Careful around him, you dont know what goes in his mind.
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Eamonn Maher

If you see him hide yo girl, because he coming!
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Samartra Maher

When a person is too young and innocent to understand that you can't change your sexualising every 5 minutes.
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