viettel cu lon

It's common in Vietnam when optic cables are regularly broken every year and even throughout the year.
When you see a Vietnamese say this word, it means that the internet bandwidth is fucked, and not only gamers, a whole country is frustrated with it. Even when Viettel is the largest ISP in Vietnam.
So, whenever you go online and suddenly see someone saying the word or something that's likely the word, you know the context.

"Oh, my YouTube, the speed of light! Wait 30 minutes to load a 480p video. Viettel cu lon"

"And let's enjoy the waiting of just an hour for a majestic 2MB PNG of a cat. The speed is out of the blue. Viettel cu lon"

by CheeSe Dustyvoxx July 30, 2024

LON⬅️NIE'S NO LIMIT RECORD'S

Baller jams bejrovbooty jams bejrovbuts bejrovbehinds by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created and started LON⬅️NIE'S NO LIMIT RECORD'S BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 23, 2025

Ree-lon family rape story

Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.

Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

lon hare

Lon hare is code speak for shaving ones testicles and putting the pubic trimmings in another persons food.

I did the lon hare this morning to you know who...

by qualitypro September 25, 2010

lon baguette

Mostly used from the Londonsworld squad, this is referring to London (the main character's)'s huge dick.

"I love lon baguette it so long mm mm"

by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019

Ta Lon

Ta Lon a beautiful and sexy person. A nice, loving, adorable, and caring friend. He’s known to be better in a relationship. Ta Lon’s is super loyal.

You and Ta Lon make such a good couple.
I know Ta Lon is so nice.

by Yokersomer November 21, 2021

Ree-lon

🤯 ME!? What is this!? 👉 *literally Elon*

Hym "And then REE-lon too. I mean, I was not hiding, like, at all. I would have said 'Poorly obfuscated my true identity in a way that was likely dangerous for me.'

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025