Gobstoppered

When someone deficates in a girls mouth and she chokes, she has to wash it down with jizz

Bro! I totally gobstoppered her, she was choking out!

by JoeFerrid1 December 5, 2022

Gobstopper

When someone gargles cum instead of swallowing it

I blew a load in her mouth, but she was a gobstopper

by Platinum Knight September 15, 2021

superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008

gobstopper

something you suck on for awhile

"go suck a gobstopper you bloody wanker"

by nouhisverycool February 1, 2021

Gobstopper of the litter

The opposite of the runt of the litter. The biggest of big boys out of the pack. The healthiest and strongest

I bought a new farm dog, real gobstopper of the litter. Should keep my land safe for years to come.

by SmokeyMonkey March 24, 2025

Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021