easter bunny surprise

When the Easter bunny shits out egg full of poop and covered in poop. Happy Easter.

I got an Easter bunny surprise today!

by Baller7264RN May 27, 2017

Easter Bunny

A rapist dressed in a bunny costume for your kids, So they can sit on his lap.

The kids visited the "easter bunny" this year at the mall.

by Go Fuck Yourself Easter Bunny April 16, 2017

Easter Bunny

A creature that poops candy and pees soda.

I found candy and soda on the driveway. The easter bunny must've come last night.

by nilethe146 May 2, 2017

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny is a term for a superficial, shallow women who seems so enticing at first. Upon further review, she's as hollow as an Easter Bunny.

She's so beautiful, but couldn't be more shallow if you tried. She's like an Easter Bunny

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 28, 2023

Easter bunny fucker

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.

Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"

by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025

dropping more eggs then the easter bunny

when a woman is on her period

"did you hit that piece the other night?" no, she was dropping more eggs then the easter bunny!

by 2themoon May 22, 2018

Racist Easter Bunny

A white kid that carry’s around a sack of candy (sometimes doughnuts…, a lot of them) and likes white girls that have bangs and big tittys

“Hey you see Nathan over there??” Yeah, you know him? “Yeah I here bro always carry’s a sack of candy around with him but only chases white girls with bangs and big yitties!” Damn… he’s a racist Easter Bunny if I've ever seen one…

by N8te33 October 13, 2025