chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Chris the Elf

A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.

Oh look its Chris the Elf !

by bOI LEVEL 2 June 5, 2019

The Creepy Chris

Flopping around on top of your girl like a freshly caught trout. then having to shower straight after.

I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after

by Shinyknight June 8, 2019

Chris The thicc man

when a phat nibba is very cool and very epic because he is gay lol go fuck asher you gay kid.

Asher: hey chris

Chris: who the fuck you calling Chris

Asher: my bad chris the thicc man

by Nword Pass Dealer November 12, 2019

Chris The Bachelor

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.

Chris The Bachelor is an incel

by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020

chris the curly wurly

IF I HAVE 5 CURLY WURLYS AND I SAY LOOK GYALS I HAVE % CURLY WURLLYS FOR 90p ALL 5 GIRLS WILL WANT MY CURLY WURLY
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON

chris the curly wurly LOVES CURLY WURLY

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Chris from the Mr Beast crew

When someone hates pringles

Person 1: Ugh I hate pringles!
Person 2: Don't be such a Chris from the Mr Beast crew

by uglybicth July 3, 2019