textitive

someone who texts frequently

Are you going to text me back or are you not feeling textitive today?

by Natalie's lover boy November 16, 2009

textident

Crashing your car while texting.

Joe t-boned a camero when he was texting his girlfriend.

Wow, I heard that was a bad textident.

by kimgee April 14, 2010

texticles

When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles.

He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.

by jendolmayan July 7, 2009

texticle

An addict of text-messaging who will shuck all personal and professional obligations to answer some urgent piffle like, 'wassuh;' one so twisted into the world of texting that he or she has socially become akin to a testicular torsion

"So there I am, on my knees - I mean, the tears were in her eyes and shit - and right when I go to propose," Jason said bitterly, "she gets a fucking text message from Jenna about a shoe sale at Marshall's."
Chris gulped. "She didn't answer, did she?"
Jason shook his head yes. "Didn't matter, bro. I took the ring back to Zales and got some mad pussy instead."
Chris grinned. "Seems to me like all texticles come in pairs. If you ain't one of them, just get the fuck out of there. That's what my mother did."

by Lorenz Zingiber August 3, 2007

Texticles

When you can say anything via text messaging that you can't say outloud or to another person

"That bastard had the texticles to break up with me instead of saying it to my face!"

by Silverflayme January 10, 2010

Testitide

The exact level of cold water when it first come in contact with your testicles.

As John waded further into the ocean he stood tiptoes to avoid the inevitable cold of the testitide.

by Random_selection August 3, 2008

testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.

Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.

by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008