textbookedly

Used to describe absolute perfection

Jim textbookedly parked his car in the extremely narrow space

by JizzySpunkbubbles September 2, 2012

math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by laura May 25, 2004

textbooks

Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;

You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up

by bassiibear November 22, 2010

TEXTBONICS

using initials instead of whole words when you text somebody.

Text short hand

I was typing this long text to Don to let him know that Rob was arrested. He used textbonics when he replied "SMH" instead of typing out the entire words for shaking my head.

by shikiboo September 9, 2010

textbook schizophrenia

person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.

Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.

by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011

Textbook feminist

A textbook feminist doesn't buy the whole modern feminist package of rape culture, widespread misogyny, man spreading, man splaining etc. A textbook feminist simply believes in the equality of the sexes.

"So, are you a feminist or not?"
"Just a textbook feminist."

by dondidit June 16, 2016

Textbook f

It’s a textbook fuck.

Do you know how to do a textbook f?

No can you teach me.

by Dolcegatto December 7, 2018