An overpowering, incredibly painful sensation of your “backdoor” demanding to defecate (aka drop a deuce, colon cannonballs, butt driblets, digested Crayola box), with the inability to produce any colon candy (aka stool, feces, fecal matter, waste) despite a valiant, laborious effort.
Butthole Spasms, period cramps in your asshole
The anal equivalent of the urgency accompanied by a urinary tract infection. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now… but you can’t.
Butthole Spasms, period cramps in your asshole
The anal equivalent of the urgency accompanied by a urinary tract infection. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now… but you can’t.
“A lady and a man got into an argument, the woman started screaming about a pain in her butt and the man renounced her claims and stormed off…. The woman tried to yell, “ It’s not you, it is my tenesmus acting up.”
“A patient came into the emergency room complaining of a severe pain in her anal sphincter accompanied by the failure to evacuate her bowels, the doctor diagnosed her with tenesmus. ”
“A patient came into the emergency room complaining of a severe pain in her anal sphincter accompanied by the failure to evacuate her bowels, the doctor diagnosed her with tenesmus. ”
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hi my name is Teesha
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She is one of the Cm'on-she-me-care types of damsel .
Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance. Heart-stirring. woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously.
She is one of the Cm'on-she-me-care types of damsel .
Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance. Heart-stirring. woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously.
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Tenessa is Tracis best friend .
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Spread around which are completely false, kids who “juul” in the bathroom and get caught like dumb kids, bunch of wanna be gang bangers who have no idea what a true “ghetto” is and tons of weebs who smell horrific and then theirs the sports which is mediocre except cheer and water polo.
Spread around which are completely false, kids who “juul” in the bathroom and get caught like dumb kids, bunch of wanna be gang bangers who have no idea what a true “ghetto” is and tons of weebs who smell horrific and then theirs the sports which is mediocre except cheer and water polo.
Temescal Canyon High is wack and only matters for 4 Minuscule Years where kids just want to fit in, and in the end it doesn’t matter. P.S all public schools are the same so don’t go thinking you can leave to anywhere and it’ll be better.
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I logged onto the “telemed” appointment and was hit immediately by the vibe that my doctor was telestroking his way through the numbing electronic workday he was trying hard to embrace with an abnormally forced charm and weirdly vacant grin.
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