A good Wattpad writer and simps for testtube and 2 from inanimate insanity and BFB and had sex with testtube a few times
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Get the testtubes.used.tampon mug.A child born in a lab, it has no parents, so therefore can never be loved. They have no belly buttons, because they are never in the whom. if a testtube baby leaves the atmosphere it becomes an alien.
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An hag bag that's so ugly she can't find a John. Wrinkly skanky old woman who is hard up for sexx but can't find any takers.
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Get the Totitute mug.A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.
A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
1. Frank wouldn't give up the location of the money, so Peter was forced to testicate him.
2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
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Get the testicate mug.One who obsessively sends text messages, especially to the opposite sex or someone who they are either involved or would like to be involved with. Also defined as one who sends a text in order to signal for a possible hookup, and often sent as a mass text to multiple numbers fishing for a taker.
Mary Anne is such a textitute for spending all of dinner texting Wally and Cecil instead of talking to her date Sid or friends Kelly Jo and Brenda Lee before the big dance at the hop.
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Get the textitute mug.A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.
Throwing a diss at you through text message.
A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.
Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.
Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.
" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"
"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"
"Are you coming or what???"
"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"
when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.
Throwing a diss at you through text message.
A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.
Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.
Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.
" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"
"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"
"Are you coming or what???"
"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"
when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.
I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.
Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.
Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.
Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.
Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.
by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014
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