Old Testament God

The original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that He decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.

When Old Testament God gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, He's going to have an infinite supply of Cataclysmic Foot-in-Ass for how we've been treating the place.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

Testacuzzi

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and forces her to gargle his semen, at this point the man dunks his balls into the woman's mouth thus creating a jacuzzi for his testicles.

Thom: "How's that new girlfriend of yours?"
Greg: "Great man, she even let me relax my balls in a nice Testacuzzi"

by CaptinStabber August 1, 2011

Testaverde

Throwing an interception in a football game.

Look, he just pulled a Testaverde!

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes

Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.

by ss22b March 5, 2011

testaboobie

The phenomena of bumping into a woman's breast area, leaving the woman wondering if it was really an accident or if they were just violated.

I smacked your sleezy boyfriend because he pulled a testaboobie on me.

by spinxcat August 6, 2004

Testaverticles

Alternate spelling for Testaverde.

I had Testaverticles on my fantasy football team and he killed my season.

by Cunningest Linguist May 26, 2006

Testa

The act of throwing up so violently that you manage to piss yourself at the residence of one other that yourself.

Eric needs to clean the hell out of the carpets after John managed to testa all over the place; at least he didn't mung the bejezus out of anything.

by evelji October 20, 2012