Something so beutiful it’s hard to even comprehend the way they look because it is absolutely stunning
by Austing15 January 30, 2019
Get the Tessmug. The most random person ever. Resides in NJ, but usually in own world. AKA: "That insane bisexual", "The Super-Gypsy", "Commie-face", and/or "What the hell, Tess". She has her own group on facebook, entitled, "What the hell, Tess." This is based on the same phrase, which is usually uttered around 20 times per day.
1.In religion class, Tess once doodled a flip book of the entire "Creation" scene from Monty Python's "The meaning of life."
2. Tess is notorious for her "that's what SHE said" moments, usually in class or in front of Mr. Cash.
3. For a class called College Guidance, Tess once filled out a form for "possible career choices" with the following options:
Fighter pilot, opera singer, rock star, Russian Spy/History Professor, purple, rich, or Keith Richards. Needless to say, she got top grades.
4. Finally, Tess has an amoeba named Juan, whom she met in Mexico. How many other people that you know can say THAT?
2. Tess is notorious for her "that's what SHE said" moments, usually in class or in front of Mr. Cash.
3. For a class called College Guidance, Tess once filled out a form for "possible career choices" with the following options:
Fighter pilot, opera singer, rock star, Russian Spy/History Professor, purple, rich, or Keith Richards. Needless to say, she got top grades.
4. Finally, Tess has an amoeba named Juan, whom she met in Mexico. How many other people that you know can say THAT?
by Campaign for Tess/Stewie Griffin '08 January 14, 2008
Get the Tessmug. Tess is cool
by Samanthathequeer November 7, 2020
Get the Tessmug. by JussAyKunt November 29, 2012
Get the Tessmug. Tess is so fit
by i am one sexy mofo October 23, 2019
Get the Tessmug. Sometimes can be and actually caring kind nice loveable person, at first. But she can get mean, bossy, jerky, and can be really rude to you.
Person 1- is tess still your friend?
Person 2- na, she was kind but now she's a bitch
Person 1- yeah that's what I thought about her too, a stupid bitch
Person 2- na, she was kind but now she's a bitch
Person 1- yeah that's what I thought about her too, a stupid bitch
by Nameschznamesarenames August 30, 2017
Get the Tessmug. a Urinary Track Infection, or a Bladder infection. Many people consider it to be any infection located in the Kidney-Ureter-Bladder area.
by Melikins July 22, 2006
Get the Tessmug.