testacular

The supreme level of gayness. So gay that a reference to male genetalia must be included in the description.

My girlfriend made me watch this awful movie. It was testacular!

by wralen April 18, 2003

Teslacle

Performing road head in a Tesla.

Bro, I love that my Tesla can drive itself. I can really enjoy a solid Teslacle without having to check my mirrors.

by SpicyCoke November 30, 2019

Teslacle

A testicle implant designed by Elon Musk, guaranteeing minimum twin spawnage from coitus. Increasing GP rate by 5%, many kids.

Damn that guys got teslacles or those ovaries be working ovar time

by Brelon Trusk October 5, 2021

Tessacore

someone who talks to way too many people at once and have too many lovers

"guys guess who I'm talking to now"
"another one? that's so tessacore"

by ovenjar June 21, 2022

teslacunt

A Tesla owner who feels the need to tell everyone they drive a Tesla and are saving the planet

You know Tarquin, he's now a Teslacunt, and is telling everyone

by rossybee March 4, 2023

tespack

That plastic ring below the cap of a Gatorade bottle that is basically useless and no one knows why it exists.

dammit I dropped the tespack NO NO DON’T EAT IT BAD DOG

by PBJelly6 December 19, 2023

Testacles

Tentacles shaped like testicles

Octopus 1: "hey man I love your testacles"
Octopus 2: "thanks man, this gets all the bitches"

by wabbet January 14, 2024