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telescreen

From George Orwell's 1984. It's a wall-mounted electronic device that doubles as a television and a surveillance camera. Used by the Thought Police to monitor the citizens.
We're probably about 10 years away from having telescreens - or their equivalent - installed in all our homes. God Bless America.
by Mack June 23, 2004
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telesigned in

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
Dude, I telesigned in into my Facebook account so you can't hack it anymore.
by Clouddefender December 30, 2011
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Hey is that terushimahatepage the best person ever
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telstra

The shittiest telephone company/ISP around.
AAARRRGH!!! Fucking internet fucked up again!!!
by Telstra SUCKS!!! March 23, 2004
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Telstra

The Worst Telcommunications Company in Australia; yet, it's legions of Supporters will stand along side its self destructing pattern.

Telstra Provides 3 Main Services:
1. Mobile Telecommunications Services
2. Land Line Telecommunication Services
3. Internet, both ADSL and Dialup Services

We we'll first start with there Mobile Phone Services. Bad Quality, Expensive, and Out of Range come to mind almost instantaneously. They charge you in 30 Second Blocks AUD$.38 per block. AUD$.20 connection, they are the most expensive in all of Australia. There CDMA Service is appaling. Go just 10KM out of the main cities and don't expect a signal. And as a result of them owning the equiptment, everyone else has to put up with there trash.

Next there Landline is also nothing to be happy about. Just for having it sitting there it Cost AUD$30 a Month. STD Calls aren't cheap, and neither are mobile calls, but that can be expected. In the country you wait about 2 Months for Service to come out. Oh and there was Rats at the Exchange of the old house.

There ADSL Service is just sad. They technology block there exchanges to nothing more than 1.5Mb/s Down and 256KB Up. I could be enjoying 8mb/1mb but Telstra owns the Equiptment. They recently announced Upgrading for ADSL2 and they are going to Technology Block that at 3-6Mb/s Down (24mb/s it could be). You pay AUD$30 for 256/64KB Broadband and get 200MB or 400MB Downloads.

So as we can see Telstra = Rubbish. Do what you can and find a Better Internet, Mobile and Telephone Services.
Just don't go with Telstra. They don't deserve money for the service they provide, only the equiptment.
by sxar August 15, 2005
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telesign

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.

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“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”
by TeleSigner January 7, 2012
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Skit-tells

The name tipically given to the treat "Skittles" by candy spokes person Trale Lewous. They are described as "a family of flavor." Originating from the waste from rainbow rabits since the mid-evil times, the treats was discovered in the 1950's. Trale Lewous's advertisements are often seen on youtube.
"Skit-tells is really good."
"Skit-tells is dreams."
by -SHPOOPLE- August 17, 2011
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