Telephone toughguy

A person who will talk shit over the phone (or any means of communication) only because they have no fear of actually having to fight the person on the other end or ever back up their words.

My ex girlfriend got a telephone toughguy that won't leave me alone, I'm gonna fuck him up if I ever find out who it is.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008

Telephone dick

A dick that looks like a telephone

Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"

by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010

Telephobia

Fear of communicating long distance (not just on the phone).

This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.

I don't like communicating over a long distance because I could embarrass myself because I don't know much about the other countries that they live in. I think I have telephobia.

by phillips1012 December 14, 2012

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

telephone soup

When someone goes on and on on the phone talking crap or gibberish or something that does your head in

blah blah blah 5 mins later blah blah 1/2 hr later still blah blah blah and then you say "enough of your telephone soup I really got to go"

by hammerex July 15, 2010

the great white telephone

The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room

Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone

by subz2k2000 November 8, 2005

telephonitis

A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.

In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020