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Tele texting

when you and one or many of your home boys are txting each other about a show whilst all partici-pants watching the same show and txting each other on what just happened.
Guy 1- yo dude you watching the biggest loser all these fat asses are jiggilin
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it
by boobies_love March 26, 2009
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Tele tubby

In the game of runescape (which is an MMORPG) there are certain areas where you can fight other players. If you are in a fight and teleport out. You are referred to as a teletubby. Meant to be an insult.
"O my god i was about to kill that guy and he teleported! Stupid tele tubby!"
by Thebub December 14, 2008
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tele tubby

A person who is usually getting beat in the wilderness of Runescape, and decides to teleport out of the wilderness.
PLayer A: * gets a 26 hit on him then teleports*
Player B: Stupid noob. What a tele tubby!
by adam36987 January 1, 2008
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Tele-phone

Verb. /telifoun/

To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.

Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.
Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.

Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.

Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.
by double quotation marks April 26, 2009
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tele v

Another word for TV.
aye mang lets watch some tele v.
by RikkyJames April 13, 2009
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tele-pwn

the act of talking on the fone with sum one and getting totally pwned
person calls someone on the fone
guy 1: hello

guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u
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tele-boo

A boyfriend or girlfriend who constantly receives calls from their significant other when they are out having fun with their friends. An invisible and annoying party goer who digitally tags along to the chagrin of others.
The bachelor party was great except John as usual brought his tele-boo along who kept asking a million questions on what the rest of us were doing.
by The Ultimate Object of Desire October 24, 2011
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