Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

Dick tester

Some one of either sex who tests out the dicks of others

Man, she is such a dick tester.

by n3cr0 January 15, 2010

Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020

Teeternod

When a person who is deprived of sleep due to some form of self infliction begins to twitch, wobble,or stagger.

Holy shit dude!!! Did you see mudhole teeternod right into that bonfire and burn his nutsack ?

by Mudholemike February 18, 2019

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010