Teeling

To describe the attitude or actions of a rude, unruly, abusive, angry, mean, obnoxious, cheap asshole who patronizes any type of bar, restaurant, or other dining establishment, usually causing the server assigned to them to break down and cry. Also known as a Brian Teeling or a BT.

Mary had a horrible customer at table 12. He turned out to be a real Teeling.

by Artman64 December 1, 2019

Teele :)

The worlds greatest person, the one everyone loves. Beautiful is an understatement when describing her. If your having a bad day she'll be the one to turn it all around :)

And she is by far, the best cuddler and kisser ever :)

Shes just all around amazing :)

I was having the worst day, then I met Teele :)

by Ranger0945621 October 14, 2011

teelster

(noun)

a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) An aloof asshole.

c) An awesome best friend.

a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.

c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.

by enigbiguous August 5, 2011

teelan

The sound of Teelan's voice brings women into heat and grizzly bears to a purr. A genetically perfect human, he possesses the physique of a Greek God and the charm of a british spy. His reflexes rival that of a jungle cat and he showcases mongoose-like speed. Smooth as silk and suave as an italian jazz singer. A god among men, there is no equal, nor shall there ever be.

The party was full of girls, but then teelan came by so they all went home with him. Man he is awesome.

by tpiece November 20, 2013

teelee

A fucking guy who can fucking do math

Teelee is known for being a fucking nerd

by Papi4743 March 24, 2018

Teele

Teele is the best person you will ever meet. She always wants to make you happy and doesn't want you to be sad. She is very funny and makes your days better. Teele has blonde hair and most likely is quite short. She is very sociable and talks to new people easily. She might not keep her best friends for long but when you are her bestie, it's the best thing ever. She always listens to you and helps if she can.

1:Wow is that Teele?
2:Yes!! I hope we can become friends with her! I'd love to have a friend like her.
1: Me too!

by yalleluujah November 30, 2019

Teeling

A person whom mistreats service staff and doesn’t tip.

Poor Mark, he had a teeling at his table, they were rude and bad tippers.

by Jilla309 December 1, 2019