The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
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A very small penis (Tea-nis)
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"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
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Terry: Hey Kevin, would you want to hit the courts tonight?
Kevin: Unfortunately Terry I'll have to pass. I can't tennis good, I cnt reed, and on top of that I have a big report due tomorrow!
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Roger Federer can Tennis good.
Terry: Hey Kevin, would you want to hit the courts tonight?
Kevin: Unfortunately Terry I'll have to pass. I can't tennis good, I cnt reed, and on top of that I have a big report due tomorrow!
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Roger Federer can Tennis good.
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Because of the element of to-and-fro it is effectively like a game of tennis.
Because of the element of to-and-fro it is effectively like a game of tennis.
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