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Teblowing

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.
She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!
by Gnast October 27, 2011
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Tebow Effect

To have your team win with out any explanation except for one average person who is always there when you win.
The Broncos went 1-4 in the first 5 games with one quarterback but then went 5-1 in the next 6 games with Tim Tebow which proves the Tebow effect.
by Crooked Mettlers November 28, 2011
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tetlow

Tetlow is the coolest possible person to be, in the world.
Girls want to shag him and guys want to be him.
There is nothing better on this planet than Tetlow.
He exudes raw sexual power and masculinity and boasts an impressive manhood of an overwhelming nine and half inches.
All men strive in life to be like him, but none can even come close.
His wit, charm, intelligence, dashing good looks and mouth watering body are what makes him the icon of perfection, who we all love and admire.
"Wow, that guy is so hot, almost as hot as Tetlow"

"Come on dude, bulk up, we'll make a Tetlow of you yet"

"I want to be Tetlow"

"I want to shag Tetlow"

"I LOVE TETLOW."
by this cool girl May 27, 2008
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Teblowing

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.
"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011
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Tebowbagging

The combination of the popular celebrations of Tebowing and teabagging. In this you drop to one knee in prayer for your accomplishment while also dropping your nutsack on the face of the person your victory came at the expense of. This celebration allows you to fulfill your commitment to the Lord all the while showing your opponent who is boss.
The tight end could be seen Tebowbagging the safety that blew the coverage after his game-winning 50 yard touchdown reception.
by shoujoboy January 2, 2012
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tebowed out

The day after Tim Tebow wins a football game, and the only thing in sports news talked about is Tim Tebow.
"Dude did you hear about Tebow, he won the game for the Broncos?"
"Dude I have heard that all day long, I'm tebowed out."
by spartan4333 December 28, 2011
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Tebowlicism

To worship our Lord and Savior, Timothy Tebow, the creator of Earth and all inhabitants. The recogition that Tim Tebow is in fact Jesus Christ incarnate. Tebow/Jesus being left-handed just goes to show how wrong all you righties have been for 2000+ years.

You can easily convert to Tebowlicism by chopping off your right hand with a butter knife.
Hey Mateo! You see that picturesque Broncos quarterback on the TV box. I think I'm gonna convert to Tebowlicism. Get me a butter knife!
by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012
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