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Teaneck

Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.
"Israel is nothing like I pictured it to be.."

"Dude, this isn't Isreal, it's Teaneck."
by Samuel Yankowitz May 13, 2005
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Tearout

A form of "artistic expression" performed like a circus of chaos, from jumped-up wankspanners who feel that their microphone is their life, which is slowly being crushed, and they want to share that pain with you. The wannabe hardcore MC. Not the established, quality MCs of choice and legend, who know how to let music breathe.

No... these fuckonaughts want to tell you stories in the form of FIREBARZ over the top of the music, making the already dynamically fucked music (redlines are ace, ok?!?) even more obsolete. They insist on having more bars than the actual tune itself. One MC in Bognor is apparently still going since last Saturday night. No longer do they care about keeping it short and sweet. If they got a blowy from a bit of a slapper round the back of the supermarket, you'll hear about it over the top of a Flip n Fill tune during a vocal breakdown.

Their fans apparently constantly come up to them and ask, "why aren't you king of the fucking world?" or so they say. There are as of yet no apparent witnesses to this phenomena...
Alright, I just got back from bargain booze. Time for another Tearout. This goes out to the guys in chipping road.
by MC ROOM 3 January 4, 2019
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teaholic

Addicted to TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a teaholic
by Teaholic December 1, 2017
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Teanna

Teanna is a name for a girl who is independent and unconstrained by the conventional. She is her own, genuine person. Talking with her is like taking in a breath of fresh air. She is quirky, creative and charming with striking eyes and a great smile. She is likely attractive.
"Have you met that girl over there?"
"No, why?"
"Her name is Teanna and she is so interesting!"
by Teereckz August 22, 2019
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teaion

A person of wierd or crazy thoughts,that has a humble heart,and has some musical moments
Hi I'm Teaion
by Teaionr January 18, 2020
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tennessee teapot

A soda,beer,water bottle or a milk jug that has been used as a recepetacle for urine, then thrown on the roadside.
If your done pisssing throw that tennessee teapot out the window.
by gocardscc January 26, 2009
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Teana

An outgoing, insecure girl how's honest past the point of rudeness. She is usually liked by many and hated by few. She has a cute personality, although she is violent. She doesn't take what people say seriously, and she can be very spiteful. She is willing to fight for what she believe's in no matter what. She has a great sense of humor and she is very caring. She is very independent and strong willed. She is also very emotionally driven. She is often misunderstood and easily labeled.
Girl 1: So, I heard she kicked some girls ass.

Girl 2: Yeah, but Teana usually has a reason.

Girl 1: Yeah, of course, she's crazy.

Girl 2: Or, maybe she got sick of being pushed around.
by OnLy_TheWeAKwiLlWaLk December 6, 2011
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