Teabaggistan

Mythical place where down is up, black is white, and reality never intrudes.

The president cut taxes again and we now have the lowest middle class tax rates in 40 years, but Teabaggistan is up in arms about the president raising taxes, confiscating our guns, and readying re-education camps to imprison us!

The president increased the Pentagon's budget again this year, but he's being attacked from Teabaggistan for cutting the Pentagon's budget.

by RustyCannon June 6, 2010

Teabagged

Dropping your genitals on the face of another, usually for comedic effect.

While eating pizza, Aaron got teabagged on the forehead.

by The Holy Diver February 1, 2008

Dildo Teabaggins

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.

friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.

by Dicklechips April 8, 2010

Teabagger

One who slaps another person in the face with their nad sack.

I just teabagged your sister

by Matt May 28, 2004

half-steeped teabagger

A person who sympathizes with the Tea Party movement, but does not explicitly identify as a member.

Not only is he a Republican, he's a half-steeped teabagger!

by Raikuron October 11, 2011

Teabagistan

The country or land where teabaggers live, grow and thrive.

Upon exiting the political rally, the teabaggers hopped on their bus, and drove home to Teabagistan.

by ridddder October 5, 2012

twin teabagging

Having two sets of balls in the mouth. The name is fairly self explainitory itself.

did you see the whore on the internet getting a twin teabagging from those two dudes? It was amazing, yet horrifying!

by macdaddy June 10, 2004