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Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
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Dragon with a Girl Tattoo

And what are you for Halloween?
Louise: I'm a dragon with a girl tattoo.
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Tattoo Remorse

Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.
Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.

John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.
by JoeyJr. September 20, 2009
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tatto

A man who is whipped- preferably by his wife. A man who has no moral obligations towards his friends anymore.
Naeem is so whipped, he is a total tatto.
by Wax77 December 3, 2016
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flame tattoo

something A pal skank has

and when she is sending nudes around to all the males she makes sure her shitty flame tattoo is in the pics.
she flashes her nasty ass flame tattoo around like she's Sharon Stone or something.

Look, I'm Kara, I have saggy tits, I'm a wannabe firefighter, and I suck VIP dick.
eeew look at those nasty skank

she flashes her nasty ass flame tattoo around like she's Sharon Stone or something.
by Elsalv December 14, 2013
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Vermont Tattoo

While having sex in the woods doggystyle the male puts tree sap on his fingers and paints a design on the female's back. The male then comes on the sap leaving the female with a sticky work of art.
Johnny gave Bobby-Sue a Vermont Tattoo last night in the woods behind Timmy's house. It took her two hours to wash it off.
by Mr. Cletus October 2, 2010
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Tooth to tatoo ratio

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.
That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.
by krovos August 7, 2009
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